heavy breakfast.

comics by Michael Muller, and he's so, so sorry for letting you down.
SMUD (Super Mario Underground Dweller)

SMUD (Super Mario Underground Dweller)

Had a dream in which one of my all time favorite cartoonists wrote at length about why I’m one of the worst cartoonists he’s ever encountered.

Anonymous asked: Just wanted to say I love your work!

Thanks, mom!

Batman can’t find that sandwich he just made, Batman wonders if he’ll ever pay off his student loan debt, Batman thinks he has a lot of great qualities that people often miss, Batman wants you to know he is NOT friends with Dracula, Batman heard what you said about him and he’s totally going to beat your ass, Batman buys a Shetland sheep dog and immediately regrets it, Batman drinks alone and listens to Devo, Batman is avoiding his ex-wife’s phone calls, Batman does an AMA, Batman just doesn’t care anymore

In the distant future carrying around a high end microwave will be a sign of status. People will shame others by noting their microwave lacks a popcorn setting or perhaps by indicating their unit cannot handle reheating a pizza. Units featuring the likeness of Mike Tyson are the most coveted.

Sweet, Sweet Fantasy

Sweet, Sweet Fantasy

My submission for Forever Green Ranger.