"Yo Richie, ya know gorillas can get chicken pox? Aye!" - The Fonz, from a rarely seen PSA.
by Michael Muller
One time I was out at a bar drinking alone. At some point I decided to go out onto the outdoor patio. There were these 4 guys, all drunk, all possibly homeless, just kind of laying about on the ground in the patio area. It was impossible to get by them. This one woman, wearing a knee length fur coat, was not intimidated and decided to try to push past them. “You guys need to move!” she shouted. One guy looked up at her and shouted back “nice coat, what is that, 100% RAT ASS?!”. I promptly went back inside.
Today show an appreciation for yourself by throwing all your artwork into a bonfire.
From now on I will only make comics that are either overly revealing accounts of my sexual history or stories where I’m getting the mail or something while pondering REALLY. DEEP. SHIT.